i just bought a yoga mat that is currently the craze among yoga fanatics here in the metro. it's something like a welcome party to herald my return to all that bending and physical exertions i used to be so expert at. LOL.
like an eager novice, i followed the instruction as i rolled out the mat: wipe it first with a damp cloth, it said; and so i did. as i was doing it, i noticed that the surface has a seagrass design, and a strong chocolatey scent was emanating from it as i was doing so.
"sexy", i thought to myself. then an idea popped in my head.
why not play the good ole yoga music selection i use to play to accompany my practices? so i launched my itunes and proceeded to click on my yoga selection. but something nudged me to hitting the search button instead and soon after i was playing christina aguilera's "candyman" and started dancing wild and giddy like a showgirl circa 30's, complete with the blond 'do.
every beat, every shout, was reciprocated by an intense footwork, complete with the sex kitten projection--winking at an unseen audience and daring them to meet me at the dark alleyway at the back of the club after the dance. gentle you slut! hahaha!
midway in the dance, i stopped, sweating like hell and went to sit in front of theo (my laptop). fantasy and reality it seems nowadays, are two different things altogether. now i gotta go back to getting fit so i can finish at least one pokpok dance. LOL
I have long since wished to acquaint myself with yoga. But there seems to be no time, or there seems to be the lack of interest as of now. I wish you could, perhaps, post a video of your pokpok dance once you've learned the moves and all that.
ReplyDeleteflattering, as someone should take interest at such a lurid act. LOL
ReplyDeletei know the moves, alright; but i will not post anything as to officially establish my queendom here at blogger. LOL